加菲猫的经典语录可以说加菲猫是世界上最著名最经典的猫，这只搞怪的小猫除了它经典的可爱造型外，还有它那既搞笑，又富有哲理的经典对白语录。不禁让我们感叹为什么我们的智商竟不如这只猫呢？特将一些加菲猫的经典语录收集如下：
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (于你联系) 。