Adults have learned

Greattruthsaboutlifethatadultshavelearned

RaisingteenagersislikenailingJell-Otoatree.

Thereisalwaysalottobethankfulforifyoutakethetimetolook.Forexample:I‘msittingherethinkinghowniceitisthatwrinklesdon‘thurt.

Onereasontosmileisthateverysevenminutesofeverydaysomeoneinanaerobicsclasspullsahamstring.

Carsicknessisthefeelingyougetwhenthemonthlypaymentisdue.

Thebestwaytokeepkidsathomeistomakeapleasantatmosphereandlettheairoutoftheirtires.

Familiesarelikefudge....mostlysweet,withafewnuts.

Today‘smightyoakisjustyesterday‘snutthathelditsground.

Laughinghelps.It‘slikejoggingontheinside.

Middleageiswhenyouchooseyourcerealforthefiber,notthetoy.

Mymindnotonlywanders;sometimesitleavescompletely.

Ifyoucanremaincalm,youjustdon‘thaveallthefacts.