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Grocery shopping

2023-08-07 15:02:07

学科笑话

Amanobservedawomaninthegrocerystorewithathreeyearoldgirlinherbasket.Astheypassedthecookiesection,thechildaskedforcookiesandhermothertoldher"no."Thelittlegirlimmediatelybegantowhineandfuss,andthemothersaidquietly,"NowEllen,wejusthavehalfoftheaisleslefttogothrough;don‘tbeupset.Itwon‘tbelong."

HepassedtheMotheragaininthecandyaisle.Ofcourse,thelittlegirlbegantoshoutforcandy.Whenshewastoldshecouldn‘thaveany,shebegantocry.Themothersaid,"There,there,Ellen,don‘tcry.Onlytwomoreaislestogo,andthenwe‘llbecheckingout."

Themanagainhappenedtobebehindthepairatthecheck-out,wherethelittlegirlimmediatelybegantoclamorforgumandburstintoaterribletantrumupondiscoveringtherewouldbenogumpurchasedtoday.Themotherpatientlysaid,"Ellen,we‘llbethroughthischeckoutstandinfiveminutes,andthenyoucangohomeandhaveanicenap."

Themanfollowedthemouttotheparkinglotandstoppedthewomantocomplimenther."Icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowpatientyouwerewithlittleEllen..."

Themotherbrokein,"Mylittlegirl‘snameisTammy...I‘mEllen."

    

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