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The story of the bats

2023-08-07 15:02:07

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公众号 Twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.Onesays,"Let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood."

"We‘renewhere,"saysthesecondone."It‘sdarkout,andwedon‘tknowwheretolook.We‘dbetterwaituntiltheotherbatsgowithus."

Thefirstbatreplies,"Whoneedsthem?Icanfindsomebloodsomewhere."Hefliesoutofthecave.

Whenhereturns,heiscoveredwithblood.

Thesecondbatsaysexcitedly,"Wheredidyougettheblood?"

Thefirstbattakeshisbuddytothemouthofthecave.pointingintothenight,heasks,"Seethatblackbuildingoverthere?"

"Yes,"theotherbatanswers.

"Well,"saysthefirstbat,"Ididn‘t."

    

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