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Anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:"Ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?"

patient:"Well,givemethebadnewsfirst."

Doctor:"Youhavecancer,Iestimatethatyouhaveabouttwoyearsleft."

patient:"OHNO!That‘sawefull!Intwoyearsmylifewillbeover!Whatkindofgoodnewscouldyouprobablytellme,afterthis???"

Doctor:"YoualsohaveAlzheimer‘s.InaboutthreemonthsyouaregoingtoforgeteverythingItoldyou."