Humor about retirement

OLDFOOTBALLpLAYERSneverdie,theyjustgototheendzone

OLDFOOTBALLERSneverdie,theyjustkickthebucket

OLDFORESTERSneverdie,theyjustpineaway

OLDFRIDGEREpAIRMENneverdie,theyjustblowtheircool

OLDFROGSneverdie,theyjustcroak

OLDFRUITneverdie,itjustpear-ishes

OLDGARAGEMENneverdie,theyjustretire

OLDGEOLOGISTSneverdie,theyjustrecrystalize

OLDGHOSTTOWNSneverdie,theybecomedesolate

OLDGOLFERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirdrive

OLDGRApHICARTISTSneverdie,theyjustde-rez

OLDGYMNASTSneverdie,theyjusttakelongertomount

OLDHAMSneverdie,theyjustgetgrounded

OLDHARDWAREENGINEERSneverdie,theyjustcacheintheirchips

OLDHELSINKITOURISTSneverdie,theyjustvanishintoFinnAir