Jokes About the Elderly

OLDELECTRICIANSneverdie,theyjustdoituntilitHz

OLDELECTRICIANSneverdie,theyjustlosecontact

OLDENERGIZERBUNNIESneverdie,theygoon,andon,andon...

OLDENGINEERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirbearings

OLDENGLISHMAJORSdoitwithStrunkandWhite

OLDENVIRONMENTALISTSneverdie,theyarejustrecycled

OLDESKIMOESneverdie,theyjustgetcoldfeet

OLDESKIMOESneverdie,theyjustgocold

OLDEXORCISTSneverdie,theyjustgiveuptheghost

OLDFARMERSneverdie,theyjustgotoseed

OLDFARMERSneverdie,theyjustspadeaway

OLDFATHERSneverdie,theyjustbecomegrandfathers

OLDFISHERMENneverdie,theirrodsjustgolimp

OLDFISHERMENneverdie,theyjustgetreeltired

OLDFISHERMENneverdie,theyjustsmellthatway