How old are you?

Awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch.

"Icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesaid."What‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?"

"Ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."Ialsodrinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoods,andneverexercise."

"That‘samazing,"thewomansaid."Howoldareyou?‘

"Twenty-six,"hesaid.